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Quando os preços para o show de Ozzy Osbourne foram divulgados, pensei comigo mesmo: vou ou não vou nesse show? Afinal, a meia entrada da pista (santa UFRJ que me concede sua carteirinha de estudante) custava 90 reais; meu bolso, ainda detonado pela viagem a São Paulo para ver o Iron Maiden, "pediu arrego". Mas, com medo de não ter outra oportunidade para ver "the Madman" no futuro, por causa de sua idade avançada, decidi ir no show. Ainda bem que não me arrependi; para falar a verdade, o show foi melhor do que eu esperava.

Como saí da faculdade às 5 da tarde e só cheguei em casa às 6:20, não fiz o mínimo esforço para sair de casa correndo para ver o show do Black Label Society, banda que nunca curti muito; saí de casa exatamente na hora que a banda comandada por Zakk Wylde entrou no palco (7:30 da noite). Na verdade, fiz cálculos bem mais avançados: como iria para a Barra de noite e com chuva, pensei que iria demorar no mínimo uma hora para chegar no local. Infelizmente (ou felizmente, sei lá) estava errado e logo às 8:15 já estava na Arena Multiuso (ou HSBC Arena, como quiser). E logo quando cheguei e me acomodei na pista, o pior aconteceu: o Korn entrou em palco (que me desculpem os fãs da banda, mas já parei de ouvir isso há quase 7 anos). 1 hora de show inesquecível para os fãs de new metal e torturante para mim: na MINHA opinião, as músicas são bem chatinhas, e eu não acreditava que ouvia músicas como "Freak on a Leash", "Somebody Someone" e "Falling Away From Me" quando tinha meus 13 anos. Mas mesmo assim reprovei os gritos de "Ozzy, Ozzy" que aumentavam cada vez que o Korn anunciava mais uma música: falta de respeito com a banda e seus fãs.

50 minutos após o show do Korn as luzes finalmente se apagaram. Uma engraçada e longa introdução foi mostrada nos telões, com paródias de vários seriados, entre eles Lost e Família Soprano. Quando eu já começava a achar que a introdução seria mais longa que o show, finalmente a banda entrou no palco tocando "I Don’t Wanna Stop", música do último cd, "Black Rain". Uma boa música que, embora não tenha causado o efeito digno de uma abertura de um show, serviu para preparar o público para a trinca de clássicos que viria a seguir: "Bark at the Moon", "Suicide Solution" e "Mr. Crowley". Confesso que durante as 2 primeiras músicas citadas estava num misto de satisfação e preocupação: satisfação por estar ouvindo grandes hinos do heavy metal; preocupação porque as músicas pareciam estar mais lentas e arrastadas que suas versões originais. Isso porque Ozzy já está numa idade avançada e sua voz já está indo para o espaço; logo, as músicas pareciam mais lentas para que Ozzy as acompanhasse. Porém, isso não o impede que se comporte como um louco no palco, jogando baldes d’água no público, pedindo gritos do mesmo e até mostrando sua bunda (argh!)! Vale comentar também que o começo de "Bark at the Moon" foi bem embolado. Porém, esses problemas não tiraram a empolgação do público, principalmente durante a execução de "Mr. Crowley", que foi um dos ápices do show.

Depois dessa trinca, a banda tocou mais uma música do último cd, a mediana "Not Going Away". Ozzy pergunta se queremos ouvir músicas do Black Sabbath, e ao ouvir estrondosos gritos de "Yeah!" nos presenteia com "War Pigs", que foi cantada por todo o público presente no local. Durante esta música, imagens da Segunda Guerra Mundial passavam no telão, o que me fez parar de prestar atenção na performance da banda por um momento. Após o clássico do Black Sabbath, o show seguiu com a "Road to Nowhere", o que fez com que alguns isqueiros fossem acesos pela platéia.

"All Aboard, hahahaha!"; com esse grito de Ozzy, todos foram ao delírios, pois um de seus maiores clássicos seria executado naquele instante: "Crazy Train", que teve seu refrão ecoado pelos 4 cantos da HSBC Arena. Depois desse hino do heavy metal, um momento bem chato do show: o solo de guitarra de Zakk Wylde. Eu já não estava muito satisfeito com a atuação de Zakk; embora goste dele, seus solos estavam "sujos" demais, o que desagradou certa parte do público, como pode ser visto nos comentários do show em fórums da internet e no orkut. E essa "sujeira" no seu som contribuiu e muito para que eu considerasse seu solo de guitarra chato, além de longo. Mas tinha que ser longo, afinal, o Ozzy tinha que descansar né...

Na volta da banda ao palco, mais uma música do Black Sabbath foi tocada: desta vez, "Iron Man", que infelizmente foi cortada na hora do solo para ser emendada com "I Don’t Know". Gosto muito de "I Don’t Know", mas cortar justo a parte mais empolgante de "Iron Man" foi dose! Depois de alguns minutos decepcionado com essa atitude, Ozzy fez com que eu quase tivesse um enfarto ao anunciar "No More Tears", um de seus maiores clássicos da carreira solo; foi uma surpresa a música ter sido tocada, já que ela não vinha sendo tocada na turnê atual. Durante essa música, me lembrei da época em que tinha 12, 13 anos (sim, infelizmente a época em que ainda ouvia Korn), quando me arrumava para ir à escola com a tv ligada na MTV; como às 6 da manhã geralmente passavam clipes antigos e repetidos, muitas vezes me arrumei ouvindo "No More Tears", tendo assim meu primeiro contato com Ozzy Osbourne. Saindo do momento nostalgia (até porque isso só foi há 8 anos atrás), a música foi muito bem recebida pelo resto do público, que cantou o refrão a plenos pulmões; além disso, Zakk Wylde executou o solo com maestria (depois do seu solo de guitarra, tinha medo de que ele assassinasse o excelente solo desta música). Seguiram o show com mais uma baladinha, "Here for You", e saíram do palco após tocar "I Don’t Wanna Change the World".

A banda voltou para o bis tocando mais uma baladinha que tocava direto na extinta Rádio Cidade: "Mama I’m Coming Home". E depois dela, os riffs da guitarra de Zakk fizeram com que a arena viesse abaixo: estava sendo tocada o super-hiper-mega-maxi hino do heavy metal, "Paranoid"! Durante a metade a música, o momento polêmico do show...

Zakk Wylde, durante esta música, tem a tradição de deixar o público pegar na sua guitarra. Porém, alguém acabou puxando a guitarra e não a devolveu. Zakk, surpreso e desesperado, pulou em cima do público para pegar a guitarra de volta (na hora, pensei que era um stagedive, rs). Depois de muito custo...Zakk não conseguiu pegar a guitarra! Dessa maneira, Ozzy percebeu que Zakk não voltaria tão cedo ao palco e terminou a música só com baixo, bateria e vocal mesmo. Depois de muito custo e com a ajuda da truculência dos seguranças, Wylde recuperou sua guitarra, mas ela já estava quebrada. Ao ver o estado da mesma, o guitarrista a jogou bem longe, num ato de raiva e desespero. Ozzy ainda tentou acalmar Zakk rapidamente e o puxou para agradecer o público junto com o resto da banda, mas o clima da mesma se misturava entre a alegria de Ozzy e a raiva de Zakk na saída do palco.

No final, um bom show de heavy metal, que superou minhas expectativas iniciais; embora Ozzy já esteja velho, continua como um maluco endiabrado no palco. Agora, bem que o Black Sabbath podia dar as caras por aqui, ou com Ozzy ou com Dio...

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Супермаркет. Только зашёл в зал. Сзади окрик охранника - «Молодой
человек!!! ».
Оглядываюсь. Сразу у входа, возле ящиков с водкой, двое подростков,
16-17 лет.
Взяли большой пузырь и пошли дальше в зал.
Значит сзади им окрик охранника - «Молодой человек!!! »
И охранник идёт к тому что водку держит.
Сразу подумал — молодец! Блюдёт службу!
Но как не посмотреть на бесплатный цирк?
Но...
Я даже не мог представить, что дальше будет.
Итак.
Окрик охранника - «Молодой человек!!! »
Подходит.
«Вы ценник видели? »
Это водка акционная. Возьмёте две, третья бесплато.
У меня падает челюсть.
Но и это не всё. Знаете ответ?
Один посмотрел на другого и произнёс «А на ху... нам столько водки? »

p.s. если понравилось пиши в лс, буду радовать еще)

Anônimo disse...

Супермаркет. Только зашёл в зал. Сзади окрик охранника - «Молодой
человек!!! ».
Оглядываюсь. Сразу у входа, возле ящиков с водкой, двое подростков,
16-17 лет.
Взяли большой пузырь и пошли дальше в зал.
Значит сзади им окрик охранника - «Молодой человек!!! »
И охранник идёт к тому что водку держит.
Сразу подумал — молодец! Блюдёт службу!
Но как не посмотреть на бесплатный цирк?
Но...
Я даже не мог представить, что дальше будет.
Итак.
Окрик охранника - «Молодой человек!!! »
Подходит.
«Вы ценник видели? »
Это водка акционная. Возьмёте две, третья бесплато.
У меня падает челюсть.
Но и это не всё. Знаете ответ?
Один посмотрел на другого и произнёс «А на ху... нам столько водки? »

p.s. если понравилось пиши в лс, буду радовать еще)

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Вышла я недавно из офиса на улицу покурить.
Зашла в уголок за крыльцом, чтобы ветер не мешал прикуривать, и тут
прямо на тротуар, прямо на меня наметившись, заезжает на приличной
скорости мужик на мотороллере. Живописный такой: пузико приличное,
длиннющие полуседые волосы собраны в хвост, мятая майка и шорты а-ля
семейные трусы.
Т. к. выражения его лица было не видно за шлемом, я предпочла на всякий
случай, всем своим видом выказывая опасения, сделать шаг назад,
практически коснувшись лопатками стены...
Тут мужик слазит со своего пепелаца, снимает шлем, под которым
обнаруживается ослепительная улыбка, и говорит:
- Не бойся! Я знаю туеву хучу вещей, которую можно сделать с женщиной,
кроме как её переехать!..

p.s. чёрный юмор) если понравится буду радовать еще

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Если женщина плачет. Памятка мужчинам.

1. Первым делом, попытайтесь выяснить, чья это плачет женщина. Когда женщина чья-то, утешать ее небезопасно. Если женщина ничья, возьмите ее себе. Теперь, если она продолжит плакать, то будет совершенно понятно, что это от счастья.

2. Когда плачет ваша личная женщина, не оставляйте ее одну. А то вокруг все только и думают, что она ничья. Будьте к ней максимально близки и внимательны. Отойдите не дальше, чем на расстояние, где ее голос уже не будет слышен, и не выпускайте из виду - используйте бинокль.

3. Вопросы, которые нельзя задавать женщинам в слезах:
"Чего ты хочешь?"
"Кто виноват?"
"Что делать?"
Ответ на первый вопрос больно ударит по кошельку, а на два последних - по самолюбию.

4. В ответ на женские слезы не надо никуда бежать. Не надо никого спасать. Не надо никого наказывать. Обязательно окажется, что спасать и наказывать надо было совершенно наоборот.

5. Практика дарить печальным женщинам подарки - порочна. Лучше подайте пачку носовых платочков. Запомните, подарки надо дарить только веселым женщинам. Так вырабатывается полезный условный рефлекс и установка на приятный характер.

з.ы. как просили в лс, очередной выпуск юмор истории)

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